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Venasaur1

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Venasaur1

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 236
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Venasaur1 : I really stink at writing these.
Just go ahead and ask me. But only if you MUST know.
"And if you die before I die I'll carve your name out of the sky. I'll fall asleep with your memory and dream of where you lie."

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1151601) - you deserved it (115639)

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