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Velandre

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Velandre

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 292
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Velandre : Lies and Sorrow awash in Gloom's tides. I sometimes worry about the future...

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Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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