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Vegeto30294

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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 69
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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND GOT MUGGED . I FOUND OUT CUZ THE MUGGER HAD THE COURTESY TO RING ME, AFTER I TEXTED SEVERAL TIMES ASKING WHERE HE WAS, TO SAY "HE WON'T REPLY . HE GOT ROBBED." FML

#13634930
144 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

2day I was casually looking troug girlfriend's pone wile se got ready, toug se made me promise not to. To confusion, I discoverd tat se ad me listd as 'Saturday' in er contacts. Tere was also a Tursday, Friday and Sunday listd. I only ever see er on Saturdays. real FML

#13520163
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43310) - you deserved it (9998)

On 10/20/2010 at 12:47am - love - by iprobablyhaveherpes - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was eating a hotdog . My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me . He forced his tongue into mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating . FML

yesterday I was about to take a crap wen te smoke alarm went off . I ran out of te batroom and tried to run downstairs . I tripped and sit on myself . Te alarm ad gone off cause my kid put my wallet in te toaster . FML

#8051668
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34892) - you deserved it (4523)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little sister asked me wat se would look like wen se got older . I told er tat se would probably look a lot like me . Se started to cry . fat FML

#7927518
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31052) - you deserved it (3582)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with mah friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
172 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, At Four In The Morning, I Was Asleep With Mah Boyfriend Beside Me. I Startd Yelling At Him In Mah Sleep And Broke Up With Him. When I Woke Up, He Was Gone. FML

#7782568
172 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection . My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French . Not everyone was observing just my belt . FML

#7782514
194 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

#7760741
119 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I was lying in bd throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missd a catch and the ball hit me between the legs. I shovd my hands down my pants because it hurt just as my step-dad walkd into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30025) - you deserved it (8361)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

yesterday I went to the DMV to renew mah license . When I gave the woman behind the desk mah name an social security number she looked confused . She then called over her manager who did the same thing . Getting nervous I asked what was wrong . Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead . big fat FML

#7179468
135 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse!! FML

#6975608
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33167) - you deserved it (5098)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML

#5954141
151 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55007) - you deserved it (27819)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)



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