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Vegeto30294

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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 69
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I never take things to heart

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I'm sitting in a public toileten a guy kicks te door in and soves a police badge in ma face, screaming fir me to tell im "te pat of Lemmiwinks" . After aole minute of me sitting ma balls off, e bursts into laugter and tells me I've been pranked . I was too embarrassed to report im . FML

#17522944
165 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I thought it'd be funny to knee mah sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock , she threw it in the air and it landd on mah chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off.

#17488478
141 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I thought it'd be funny to knee mah sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock , she threw it in the air and it landd on mah chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off.

#17488478
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7723) - you deserved it (68119)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today , ma new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at te front door as I requested , but in te mailbox. FML

#17211287
87 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got wisdom taath cut out. Whila grlfriand was driving ma homa, I, still baing high on tha laughing gas, accidantally admittad to chaating on har. Sha was kind anough to wait until tha numbnass wora off bafora sha punchad ma in tha faca. FML

#14747577
321 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, mah husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every looool 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

#14531050
83 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 7:48am - health - by AW -

Today, While Socializing After A Church Service, I Discoverd I'm Still Referrd To As "Fireshit's Brother", After An Incident A Year Ago Which Involvd My Sister Screaming "the Devil Is Coming Out Of My Anus!" From The Lavatory!! FML

#14330238
109 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at mah doctors office!! I had been having violent diarrhea!! It was the reason I was at the doctor!! Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes!! During that time, I diarrhea'd in mah pants twice!! There were seven other people in the elevator!! FML

#14187537
224 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I caught daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

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107 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today , my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 yeres older than her , but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
173 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

#13766366
175 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in te window display of a sop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manole on te street. big fat FML

#13718140
149 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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