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I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Vegeto30294's favorite FMLs
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 11:36am / Sri Lanka / Miscellaneous
by kewtness_17 / 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by siikman313 / 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
by sadddddd / 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Health
by seriously? / 09/07/2011 at 1:37pm / United States / Work
by thatoneguy / 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Health
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Dogless / 08/21/2011 at 1:51am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by callofdutyhater / 08/21/2011 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Kids
by RensM / 08/20/2011 at 5:54am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous