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Veena
  • Town/Country : Mumbai, India
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1863
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Veena : Just a regular crazy psychotic weird funny clumsy teen

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Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59260) - you deserved it (3318)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70889) - you deserved it (375)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband passed a massive kidney stone. He is so proud of it that he wants to decorate our home with it. It is now sitting on my kitchen counter next to my produce. FML

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

#3165290
184 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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286 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

#2636104
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54160) - you deserved it (4889)

On 06/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

#1681747
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On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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