About Veena : Just a regular crazy psychotic weird funny clumsy teen
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)
Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated-looking my chest has become and how she only wants to help. Except that I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States
Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by fannylover (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML
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On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)
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