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Vball6's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46087) - you deserved it (6819)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33437) - you deserved it (17797)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

#16882542
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43514) - you deserved it (3495)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by mavstrr1764847 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (3748)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

#16717127
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38339) - you deserved it (11338)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (9619)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52460) - you deserved it (5977)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38233) - you deserved it (6794)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36707) - you deserved it (16051)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58412) - you deserved it (4571)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML

#16199219
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11151) - you deserved it (30660)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Andre -

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49565) - you deserved it (16797)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14845) - you deserved it (50263)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34327) - you deserved it (12222)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86539) - you deserved it (6484)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -



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