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Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 1:58pm - misc - by moobysrocks - United States
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by KiwiBlam (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 1:34am - misc - by city_girl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 12:04am - love - by voltronn - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 2:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I talked myself out of buying $1 candle at the Dollar Tree. That's how broke I am. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 2:20am - money - by Pauper (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm - work - by Mic (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered "Well, she is masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!". FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by notexactly (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by SpaceAstronaut (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I realized that my dad is more comfortable talking to the dog than sitting in the same room as me. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by hated (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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