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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Vball6's favorite FMLs

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML

#17605215
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19572) - you deserved it (2161)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40497) - you deserved it (3802)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

#17563055
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29559) - you deserved it (5390)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm - love - by Embarassed (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36511) - you deserved it (4572)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

#17538600
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30045) - you deserved it (5769)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

#17530831
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23653) - you deserved it (4959)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28400) - you deserved it (3808)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28400) - you deserved it (3808)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML

#17497068
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35431) - you deserved it (5915)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:50am - intimacy - by Frank (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend got a necklace from one of her guy friends. She loves it. It's a heart shaped necklace. She doesn't see a problem. FML

#17496847
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41726) - you deserved it (6506)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:19am - love - by CashChamp20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33830) - you deserved it (11555)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

#17461404
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23397) - you deserved it (9896)

On 08/13/2011 at 4:29pm - misc - by Karin (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

#17460856
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28685) - you deserved it (5734)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48675) - you deserved it (5060)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58428) - you deserved it (5851)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States



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