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Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML


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On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML


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On 09/14/2014 at 11:32am - love - by jgboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML


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On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to try something new with my boyfriend, and sexted him. My text ended up sounding so stupid that I panicked and quickly sent another saying "SORRY WRONG PERSON". FML

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML


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On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML


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On 06/13/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML


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On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML


Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML


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On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, I handed in the answer sheet an hour into a 3-hour long exam because I couldn't answer most of the questions. Now, everyone thinks I'm genius because I "finished" quickly and they want me to tutor them. FML


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On 04/15/2014 at 12:35am - work - by idontknowwhatiamdoing (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

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