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Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34392) - you deserved it (3136)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34365) - you deserved it (5573)

On 10/28/2014 at 3:40am - animals - by thewrittenrebel - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32866) - you deserved it (3309)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:41am - kids - by Bald (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34077) - you deserved it (15963)

On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53554) - you deserved it (5180)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45975) - you deserved it (9090)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:32am - love - by jgboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML


I agree, your life sucks (48217) - you deserved it (3814)

On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to try something new with my boyfriend, and sexted him. My text ended up sounding so stupid that I panicked and quickly sent another saying "SORRY WRONG PERSON". FML

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45648) - you deserved it (3744)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58375) - you deserved it (5400)

On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49131) - you deserved it (4863)

On 06/13/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65464) - you deserved it (5752)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML


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