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Vball6's favorite FMLs

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32809) - you deserved it (4997)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

#21333300
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36697) - you deserved it (4192)

On 01/08/2015 at 1:44pm - love - by licensed_ginger (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

#21332664
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36974) - you deserved it (5836)

On 01/07/2015 at 12:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, when my roommate asked me what was wrong, I told him that something I ate was making me feel sick. He works 10+ hours a day, and I didn't have the heart to tell him that the putrid smell of his feet was making me nauseous. FML

#21329068
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31181) - you deserved it (4551)

On 01/02/2015 at 12:36am - misc - by jitterbug (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, it's been months since I dropped out of college to escape constantly being bullied and being miserable. Ever since then, I've been having recurring nightmares with the same people bullying me, after which I wake up crying and feeling miserable. My brain is a douchebag. FML

#21317204
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34758) - you deserved it (4654)

On 12/14/2014 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, the power went out at school. As a senior, I don't show up until third period. When I got there, I signed in as usual. The office secretary waited until I signed in to tell me that if I hadn't, I wouldn't have to attend classes that day. Now I have to sit in class doing nothing. FML

#21315594
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28397) - you deserved it (3380)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:20pm - misc - by KCHS - United States

Today, I put a picture on Facebook of me without makeup. A "friend" commented: "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied: "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

#21312632
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32555) - you deserved it (3575)

On 12/06/2014 at 3:22pm - misc - by fistycunt4 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML

#21303774
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37006) - you deserved it (4280)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:44am - love - by drop dead single (woman) - United States

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31013) - you deserved it (3736)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, after driving hundreds of miles to sign the paperwork for my new job, I found out the guy who hired me recently quit, and HR has no idea who I am. FML

#21300696
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34873) - you deserved it (2478)

On 11/17/2014 at 11:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML

#21296921
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38231) - you deserved it (6850)

On 11/11/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by killme - United States (Georgia)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39078) - you deserved it (2630)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me. I'm still going to AA, and I thought I was almost over it. Five bottles later, I realized I'm not. We didn't break up over my drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatened to kill herself if I didn't marry her. FML

#21292603
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37184) - you deserved it (3812)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:57am - health - by AAnonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I witnessed a hit-and-run. I used my phone to write down the license plate for the police. However, I didn't notice that my phone had autocorrected the number. FML

#21291857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (4375)

On 11/04/2014 at 9:01am - misc - by fuckshit (man) -



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