About VasilisaUzhasnaj : I'm a freelance artist and a writer. Most of my work is sadly here for now:
http://vasilisa-uzhasnaja.deviantart.com/
I work for Windy Press Publishing as a writer and editor.
My favorite games are Chrono Trigger and Silent Hill 1-3.
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Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 1:49am - work - by Courtney - United States (Texas)
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
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On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)
Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - work - by hatemyboss - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
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Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
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Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm - health - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)
Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by Massasam - United States
Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML
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On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States
Today, I came home from school and found my mother singing along to her latest investment, a compilation CD filled with heavy metal covers of ABBA classics. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 6:11am - misc - by kansah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)
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