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VasilisaUzhasnaj

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 25935
  • Number of comments : 740
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist.
My favorite things include Dragonball Z, cyberpunk, and about a million other things.

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Visits<b>ebroks</b> - the 11/28/2016 at 9:36am<b>One_In_Three</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 11:11am<b>lutessiarose</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 8:58pm<b>hilamonster06</b> - the 10/20/2016 at 2:58pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 10/13/2016 at 3:13pm<b>withered</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 6:49am<b>mehibud</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 2:14am<b>SixthSinEnvy</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 8:11pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 4:11pm<b>bigDBach</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 4:04am<b>blightedovum</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 12:47am<b>Aeriyx</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 11:37pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 1:26am<b>flyingflies</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 7:27am<b>ptvbabe229</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 12:03am<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:06pm<b>swervelol</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:30am<b>JamesMago</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 4:02pm

Fucked!<b>mehibud</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 8:14am<b>bigDBach</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 10:05am<b>blightedovum</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 6:47am<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 5:07am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 12:32am<b>NotmadYT</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 10:14pm<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 5:18am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 5:12pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 1:11am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 5:14am<b>Fmlreadermostly</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:55pm<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:21am<b>csjc</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 7:41pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 7:27pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 6:41pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 4:32pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 4:58am<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:41am

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VasilisaUzhasnaj's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML

by disgusted / 03/29/2014 at 5:31pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML

by bringthemback / 03/29/2014 at 6:34am / United States (South Carolina) / Work

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 11:02pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Work

Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 10:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

by :( / 03/28/2014 at 4:25pm / Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML

by IDIOT / 03/28/2014 at 4:11pm / United States / Work

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 3:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

by ClaustrophobicNightmares / 03/28/2014 at 4:42am / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Work

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2014 at 8:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

by oops / 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

by mookiemookie01 / 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML

by bonbon789 / 03/27/2014 at 2:10pm / United States / Health

Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML

by Dragoness11 / 03/27/2014 at 10:12am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my teacher told us at least 7 different stories about his cat, Jeremy, and how much he eats. And he wonders why we never get anything done in his class. FML

by alicia75 / 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals