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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18480
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist. And yet all of my selfies are horrible quality.

My favorite things include Dragonball Z, robots, and about a fucking million other things, like the Turbografx 16, so why even bother listing anything. If you give a crap, just ask.

Currently obsessed with the Fallouts. Playing 3 and 4 back to back, it's the best.

And I absolutely will play New Vegas, but it'll be awhile. Excited as hell though.

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Today, I got accused of trying to steal clothes because I was taking so long in the fitting rooms with only a couple of items. I got stuck in one of the shirts I was trying on. FML

Today, I sent a student to the dean for trying to smoke pot in my class. His mother called to complain that I publicly humiliated her son. FML

Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML


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On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML


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On 09/15/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by sleeplessinrichmond - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML


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On 09/14/2013 at 4:47pm - love - by 181999 - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML


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On 09/14/2013 at 3:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML


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On 09/07/2013 at 10:17am - misc - by ...thanks (woman) - United States

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML


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On 09/04/2013 at 3:00am - kids - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm - work - by smurftastic (man) - United States (California)

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My bestfriend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 7:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my obese son, who is on a health-mandated diet and exercise plan, gorges on junk food whenever he has the chance. His logic? "It won't make you fatter if you crap it out." FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I resigned from my job in favor of a higher-paying one. After I filled out and filed the necessary papers, my boss told me that I had been nominated to replace him when he retired in a month. His job pays at least twice what I'm now making. Thanks for telling me, asshat. FML


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On 09/01/2013 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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