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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18531
  • Number of comments : 739
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist. And yet all of my selfies are horrible quality.

My favorite things include Dragonball Z, robots, and about a fucking million other things, like the Turbografx 16, so why even bother listing anything. If you give a crap, just ask.

Currently obsessed with the Fallouts. Playing 3 and 4 back to back, it's the best.

And I absolutely will play New Vegas, but it'll be awhile. Excited as hell though.

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Today, with the most certainty and confidence that I have ever seen in her, my 16-year-old daughter told me an egg is a fruit because of its "hard shell and growing seed." FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 1:42am - kids - by Failed_Dad (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss had a breakdown and sent me home early. Apparently my voice reminds him of his abusive stepfather. He said I'm lucky he's on medication. FML


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On 09/24/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by cougar26 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by allergies (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 8:22am - animals - by introublenow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML


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On 09/17/2015 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 2:26pm - animals - by Urinator - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML


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On 09/15/2015 at 2:05pm - health - by King_of_Cha0s - United States (California)

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML


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On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - kids - by auraya1985 - United Kingdom

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML


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On 09/11/2015 at 7:50pm - misc - by Banana_Lord (woman) - United Kingdom (Angus)

Today, while blissfully unaware that it was the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, I was making paper airplanes during my free period in school. Next thing I know, I was reported for, "making jokes about the 9/11 attacks." FML


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On 09/11/2015 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally finished restoring a car after working on it for 6 months, so I took it out for a drive. On the way back, I stopped at a red light, but the drunk driver behind me didn't. FML

Today, I started my new job. The first thing my coworkers asked me is what football team I like. When I told them I didn't really like sports, they immediately stopped talking to me and haven't since, even when I ask them work-related questions. FML


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On 09/06/2015 at 8:46am - work - by NotASportsGuy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML


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On 09/06/2015 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML


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On 09/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by earlytermination - United States

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