About VasilisaUzhasnaj : I'm a freelance artist and a writer. Most of my work is sadly here for now:
http://vasilisa-uzhasnaja.deviantart.com/
I work for Windy Press Publishing as a writer and editor.
My favorite games are Chrono Trigger and Silent Hill 1-3.
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Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 12:39pm - animals - by dcort - United States (New York)
Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by psychoticbiatch - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)
Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I tried to explain to my 23-year-old boyfriend the difference between "your" and "you're". I do this every other day, but it's like his head is permanently stuck in the first grade. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by LiveLoveLys (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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