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VasilisaUzhasnaj

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 25907
  • Number of comments : 740
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist.
My favorite things include Dragonball Z, cyberpunk, and about a million other things.

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Visits<b>ebroks</b> - the 11/28/2016 at 9:36am<b>One_In_Three</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 11:11am<b>lutessiarose</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 8:58pm<b>hilamonster06</b> - the 10/20/2016 at 2:58pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 10/13/2016 at 3:13pm<b>withered</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 6:49am<b>mehibud</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 2:14am<b>SixthSinEnvy</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 8:11pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 4:11pm<b>bigDBach</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 4:04am<b>blightedovum</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 12:47am<b>Aeriyx</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 11:37pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 1:26am<b>flyingflies</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 7:27am<b>ptvbabe229</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 12:03am<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:06pm<b>swervelol</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:30am<b>JamesMago</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 4:02pm

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VasilisaUzhasnaj's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML

by sideeffect001 / 02/02/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (Utah) / Money

Today, my cellphone-hating teacher called someone during class, so I called him out about it. Turned out his wife was having a tumor removed, and he was calling to see if she was okay. FML

Today, after years of lonesome birthdays overseas, I am finally able to celebrate the occasion at home. My best friend of 10 years will not be attending because her boyfriend of two months is having his party the same night. FML

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

by Anonymous / 02/02/2016 at 5:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, my mailman refused to deliver my mail for an undetermined amount of time, because my 8 year-old, arthritic dog, who can barely walk, "made him feel threatened." FML

by cassie0216 / 02/01/2016 at 11:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I flipped out with happiness over the new Barbies. I want to buy one. I'm almost 26. FML

by barbieissocute / 01/31/2016 at 10:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML

by fuckoffgramps / 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 5:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2016 at 8:43pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Work

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

by believe me now?? / 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Love

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

by off-balance / 01/16/2016 at 10:00am / Finland / Transportation

Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We got to a picture of me and I mentioned how much weight I've lost. He muttered, "Heh, fat AND blind". FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 11:01pm / Argentina (Buenos Aires) / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

by hatemylifelol / 01/08/2016 at 3:33pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:23pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML

by First World Problems / 01/08/2016 at 9:34am / Australia (Victoria) / Health