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VasilisaUzhasnaj

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 21832
  • Number of comments : 740
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist.
My favorite things include Dragonball Z, cyberpunk, and about a million other things.

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 6:32pm<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 7:10pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 9:23am<b>gigiskye</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 3:45am<b>vaas90</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 3:44am<b>KappaTrappa</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:02am<b>delichick</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 6:25pm<b>Anthonymm2</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 1:38am<b>NotmadYT</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 4:14pm<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 11:18pm<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 11:13am<b>deathrise007</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 1:17pm<b>newzealand</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 2:32pm<b>onesarcasticdik</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 2:45am<b>TheRealBobSaget</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 12:46pm<b>liamgun</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 10:27am<b>pred8885</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 5:56am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 8:11pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 12:32am<b>NotmadYT</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 10:14pm<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 5:18am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 5:12pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 1:11am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 5:14am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 10:15am<b>Fmlreadermostly</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:55pm<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:21am<b>csjc</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 7:41pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 7:27pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 6:41pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 4:32pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 4:58am<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:41am<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 6:56am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Cely988</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 6:28pm

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VasilisaUzhasnaj's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I spent 10 of our last $20 on pizza. Upon arriving home, I stepped out of the car and slipped on some mud, losing my balance and dropping the open box right into the mud. FML

by animorpher / 10/23/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML

by AlwaysAfraid / 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 12:46am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother who passed last week. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2015 at 10:23am / United States (Arkansas) / Kids

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2015 at 8:57pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 8:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 12:20am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, my 19 year old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2015 at 11:54pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2015 at 2:39am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

by shitbucketsfilledwithshit / 10/08/2015 at 12:04pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML

by CA / 10/08/2015 at 10:46am / Norway / Work

Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex in the day and a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML

by Doublescrewed / 10/05/2015 at 8:23pm / Work

Today, my dentist and his hygienist were flirting while they worked on my mouth. I didn't really mind, however I definitely minded when the hygienist pierced my gum with her tool because she was laughing at one of his jokes. FML

by urbantrashcan / 10/05/2015 at 5:02pm / United States / Health

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

by ouch / 10/05/2015 at 3:20pm / United States (California) / Health