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Vanshikap

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Vanshikap

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2914
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Vanshikap's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

#20939955
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45923) - you deserved it (7089)

On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML

#20936378
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29521) - you deserved it (43708)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

#20936013
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69954) - you deserved it (9203)

On 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML

#20921212
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49952) - you deserved it (4646)

On 10/15/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

#20920631
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43088) - you deserved it (4845)

On 10/14/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by zzfreakshow (man) - United States (California)

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

#20886867
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21704) - you deserved it (32736)

On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

#20867417
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52220) - you deserved it (2757)

On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

#20772281
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55036) - you deserved it (22297)

On 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

#20690610
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60149) - you deserved it (7792)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

#20607123
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57756) - you deserved it (8041)

On 04/20/2013 at 9:43am - misc - by dentedmercedes - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

#20435818
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44110) - you deserved it (14624)

On 01/01/2013 at 5:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

#20131002
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28216) - you deserved it (2507)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28853) - you deserved it (2914)

On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

#20031656
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34760) - you deserved it (7393)

On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

#20003754
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32417) - you deserved it (2402)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:20am - love - by exfiancee (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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