Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Vanshikap

Offline (the 02/26/2015 at 5:03am) | Search for a member

Vanshikap

22Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2028
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Vanshikap : Law student. Voracious reader. Vodka/Coffee drinker. Feel free to say hi. msg me on kik-stormyeyed94

Vanshikap's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 2:38pm<b>arasx0</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 7:50pm<b>whitty06</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 5:55am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 3:32am<b>Mc_chipler</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 1:48am<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 12:30am<b>dylerbiller</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 3:23am<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 12:17am<b>thatoneguy1927</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 10:34pm<b>plateface1998</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm<b>iambarrel</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 11:56pm<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 8:15am<b>adrianvons</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 5:42am<b>blufishie</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 11:23am<b>RainEliseWolf</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 5:23am<b>SystemofaBlink41</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 6:47am<b>morondon000</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 11:56pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 11:08am

Liked!<b>Mc_chipler</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 7:47am<b>seeoseek</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 4:02pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 8:08pm<b>deusky04</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 9:43pm<b>Qabhadmus</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 8:14pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 11:30am<b>spencer4148</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 3:14pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 7:25am<b>Ghost308</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 8:42pm<b>CuntBlaster</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 7:06am<b>pataplop</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 9:18am<b>gogators941</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 4:47am<b>NakMuayAdam</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 12:27pm<b>hardflip95</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 9:15am<b>omgwthilu</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 6:46pm<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 7:45pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 7:32pm<b>Stazza11</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 12:24am

Vanshikap's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of Vanshikap's badges

Vanshikap's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

#21342844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26492) - you deserved it (3202)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24409) - you deserved it (33168)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

#21299790
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32457) - you deserved it (4418)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by omgdesdes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

#21289613
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40236) - you deserved it (6699)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

#21286497
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27738) - you deserved it (11604)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML

#21276832
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38656) - you deserved it (7335)

On 10/13/2014 at 10:15am - intimacy - by badplacerightnow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting a taxi from his place. FML

#21273346
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38729) - you deserved it (3090)

On 10/08/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by rockytrolley - Cyprus

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

#21271662
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you deserved it (7270)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:17pm - health - by PickYourselfUp (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

#21271608
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37219) - you deserved it (16419)

On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44787) - you deserved it (16574)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43139) - you deserved it (9403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

#21213104
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47794) - you deserved it (6805)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

#21212849
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42482) - you deserved it (6841)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by familyhatesme - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52282) - you deserved it (16888)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58017) - you deserved it (8021)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: