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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 100
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About Vanity_Insanity1 : hi my name is Jessica. I am 16 and in 11th grade at Oakland High School. I heart music so much it is my life!!!!! I love spending time with my friends. I am extremly crazy short lol. I'm around 5'1' make fun of me for it and I'll kill you.I'm bisexual and very proud about it. I am also gender fluid. I am currently single. I have blond hair in the front and dark brown in the back and blue eyes. I am a really good listener. I try to not show my real emotions and act like i'm happy all the time even when I'm not I don't want people to worry over me I'm not worth it my friends tell me I look good and I get a few people a day telling me I'm sexy but I don't believe it I am probally one of the craziest(sorry if it's misspelled i can't spell) person you meet just ask any of my friends ;P

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