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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1989 (24 years)
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Today, my co-worker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19198) - you deserved it (1774)

On 10/22/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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