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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2018
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to feed my neighbor's cat while he was out of town. The cat was sick, so part of my job was to give it a pill each time I came. Cats don't like swallowing pills. My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawed. I was wearing shorts. FML

#14199990
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22261) - you deserved it (5412)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:52am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that you can be qualified for a position, be a nice person and enthusiastic about working, but as soon as the boss has a relative looking for a job, nepotism wins. FML

#14197641
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (2358)

On 12/14/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

#14191848
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39742) - you deserved it (9494)

On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML

#14191427
127 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

#14186917
153 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

#14175206
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31286) - you deserved it (2137)

On 12/12/2010 at 2:17am - misc - by unfortunatelyunlucky (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

#14173743
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27075) - you deserved it (2019)

On 12/12/2010 at 12:28am - misc - by No one special. - United States (California)

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

#14162042
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27375) - you deserved it (5662)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML

#14149224
113 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by 479firefighter -

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

#14138501
187 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year old on a scooter. FML

#14126136
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7519) - you deserved it (31216)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:20pm - misc - by bullseyed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

#13960658
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22087) - you deserved it (6090)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

#13957854
131 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML

#13561259
68 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 11:13am - work - by Dude - Singapore

Today, my co-worker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML

#13547625
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23338) - you deserved it (2333)

On 10/22/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore



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