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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2391
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY, THE NICEST THING SAID TO ME ALL DAY WAS FROM MAH MICROWAVE THAT FLASHES 'ENJOY YOUR MEAL'HEN IT FINISHES COOKING SOMETHING . FML

#14872504
74 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -

Today... mah boyfriend left 4 a 2-year job posting in China. We had agred to maintain a long distance relationship an even workd out a visiting schedule. Later that night... after trying to reach him... I realizd the numbers he gave me weren't 4 China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

#14871372
70 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 7:58pm - love - by dumbass -

Today,hile waiting on a customer at a restaurant , I accidentally asked a midget if she'd lyk a children's menu. big fat FML

#14866852
86 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TADAY I LEARNED THAT STANDING NEXT TO A HOBO DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK BETTER IN COMPARISON... BUT INSTEAD JUST MAKES ME SEEM LIKE A HOBO AS WELL. FML

#14862794
51 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today I was hanging out with mah two friends. My hair was hanging over mah upper lip making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know " they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

#14861457
47 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by xxxchelsiexxx - United States

TODAY, I SAT ACROSS FROM A CUTE BOY IN MA ENGLIS CLASS. I TOUGT IT WAS CUTEEN E WINKED AT ME, SO I LAUGED AND WINKED BACK. I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND Y E SOT ME A DIRTY LOOK, UNTIL I LATER FOUND OUT E AS EYELID SPASMS. FML

#14835429
56 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today cuz of chickenpox he replid, ( That's the worst excuse I've ever hered. Adults don't get chickenpox. ) He then fird me. FML

#14832801
227 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Pox (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't mah car. It was an identical car. FML

#14815475
62 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by hehe -

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't mah car. It was an identical car. FML

#14815475
62 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by hehe -

Taday I found out wat sound a ammer makes wen it strike te back of ma and. FML

#14220406
99 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by nukebroadcast - United States (Nevada)

TODAY... I WAS IN THE BATHROOM IN A RUSH TO GET READY. WITHOUT THINKING... I PUT HAND SOAP ON MAH TOOTHBRUSH. I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL IT WAS ALREADY IN MAH MOUTH. FML

#14214762
115 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 5:32pm - health - by captfml (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I got a text just before class that mah partner didn't finish there half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
104 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on wat I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was ( I farted ). Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

yesterday I couldn't get into mah car . In an attempt to get in , I broke a window . As I climbed in , the actual owner of the car walked up . Mine was across the street . mega FML

#14209327
111 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, parants hald an intarvantion 4 ma . Apparantly thay think I'm turning into a goth . All bacausa thay saw ma ra-lacing shoas with black shoalacas instaad of whita onas . FML

#14204770
148 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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