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Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 10:48pm - misc - by shakyhands (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, so 'there could be someone to answer the phone'. The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 9:03pm - work - by letmeinplease - United Kingdom
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by lonely - United States
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 2:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)
Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 12:25am - health - by radiationkillz (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)
Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -
Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 10:43am - work - by jezebel (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by cleangirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 4:38pm - money - by booooo (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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