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Vanillanougat

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Vanillanougat

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2981
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vanillanougat : Hello there, we should get to know eachother.

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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