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VanillaJazz
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 March 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 134
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VanillaJazz : My name is Victoria, Ria for short, I run cross country, I dance, and I play soccer. I enjoy listening to all kinds of music. I have dark blonde hair that's somewhat long. I'm a huge klutz, so a lot of embarrassing things happen to me, but it never goes without entertaining a few people!
My Biggest Fear: Butterflies
Job: Ice Cream Shop
Favorite Song of the Moment: Want You Bad by Travie McCoy
Likes: Sports, running, acting, reading, singing, hanging out with friends, anything normal teenage girls like doing!
Dislikes: People who try to start stuff, when my hands are cold, Text speak, BUTTERFLIES, rude customers (or people for that matter), not having money.

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Today, I was acting as Prince Charming for a 5 year old's birthday party. After my scene at the ball, the narrator asked the kids, "Was the Prince handsome?" and they all replied with a chorus of "Nooooo!" FML

I agree, your life sucks (22448) - you deserved it (2504)

On 11/07/2009 at 5:12am - work - by prince-charming (man) - Kuwait

Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17350) - you deserved it (1450)

On 11/05/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by James (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87642) - you deserved it (18470)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 8:37pm - love - by lonelyboy101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35428) - you deserved it (99705)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6535) - you deserved it (68420)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 1:10pm - animals - by Butterflyguy (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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On 08/03/2009 at 7:45am - misc - by callerid (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85068) - you deserved it (25502)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56689) - you deserved it (2577)

On 07/05/2009 at 1:21am - work - by Barista (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8762) - you deserved it (37523)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 3:20am - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21273) - you deserved it (60699)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

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On 03/17/2009 at 11:48pm - misc - by jina (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)



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