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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 612
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vanguard507 : Computer Engineering Student :D

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Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57776) - you deserved it (7220)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (43600) - you deserved it (10181)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47851) - you deserved it (4882)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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