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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 813
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Vanessa_Leeann26 : I have a 6 year old son, whose name is Memphis Tanner, and an 16 month old daughter named, Gracelynn Reece. I'm a single mother who works like crazy to make sure my kids have everything they need and more! My life is pretty amazing... If you need to know anything else, message me. I'd be glad to let you know.

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Vanessa_Leeann26's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43652) - you deserved it (5357)

On 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, my husband and I were arguing about him not communicating anymore. Instead of talking to me about it, he messages my mom to say, "I'm not mentally strong enough to handle her anymore." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37947) - you deserved it (5063)

On 12/18/2013 at 11:44am - love - by Iloverainbows10 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36638) - you deserved it (2066)

On 12/05/2013 at 6:39pm - misc - by Lulu - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55052) - you deserved it (4031)

On 11/29/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51441) - you deserved it (5595)

On 11/27/2013 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by unluckylassy - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44754) - you deserved it (7402)

On 07/31/2013 at 5:23pm - misc - by -_____- (woman) - Netherlands

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