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  • Number of visits : 4566
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

#2822887
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91779) - you deserved it (10429)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML

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640 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94710) - you deserved it (8636)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)



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