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Vamphyre73
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6701
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vamphyre73 : I am weird, and will rarely comment, only if I think I should get in on an arguement of something I have experience with. I love messages so feel free, although I mostly use my iPod so may not respond. Thanks for visiting!
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Vamphyre73's favorite FMLs

Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

#84898
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42356) - you deserved it (2443)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

#70656
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47187) - you deserved it (11942)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML

#55027
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56945) - you deserved it (9360)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by LALALA3 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

#38126
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43613) - you deserved it (3889)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML

#29334
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16148) - you deserved it (33847)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

#26986
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35718) - you deserved it (3201)

On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

#18236
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34052) - you deserved it (13100)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by hatethatiloveyou (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML

#14349
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33966) - you deserved it (10897)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16131) - you deserved it (46937)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34733) - you deserved it (2411)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

#1809
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21612) - you deserved it (5704)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9649) - you deserved it (41287)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6730) - you deserved it (48207)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21586) - you deserved it (17421)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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