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ValeriaDorian
  • Town/Country : hammond, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 March 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2519
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ValeriaDorian : well i like to read peoples fucked up lives...i can relate to some of themm...

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Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58046) - you deserved it (4854)

On 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46299) - you deserved it (13334)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:52am - misc - by Kaboom (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (317505) - you deserved it (15416)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44290) - you deserved it (7251)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by woopwoop (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21717) - you deserved it (61528)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)



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