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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11596
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML

#17863556
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29636) - you deserved it (2995)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Help. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

#17861962
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41014) - you deserved it (4784)

On 09/29/2011 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36943) - you deserved it (4790)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50999) - you deserved it (3902)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27727) - you deserved it (5577)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

#17843188
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18461) - you deserved it (30399)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
567 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31791) - you deserved it (18140)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
567 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31791) - you deserved it (18140)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35804) - you deserved it (8705)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

#17782982
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27927) - you deserved it (4740)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm - love - by Tech Savvy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17724) - you deserved it (43052)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

#17780455
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12048) - you deserved it (43726)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33865) - you deserved it (8838)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19153) - you deserved it (50413)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30461) - you deserved it (5906)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)



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