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by romantic84 / 05/31/2011 at 12:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
by Fatty1970 / 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML
by anonymous / 05/21/2011 at 3:20am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by stranded / 05/19/2011 at 7:46am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
by IhateThem / 05/14/2011 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
by NotChadKrouger / 05/11/2011 at 11:19am / Miscellaneous
by wtfseriously / 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous