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Valentina_Baby
  • Town/Country : Los Angeless, United states of fuck ups
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 February 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 8625
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18970) - you deserved it (60901)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18970) - you deserved it (60901)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

#16429286
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15349) - you deserved it (32357)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44136) - you deserved it (8673)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

#16304417
247 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29821) - you deserved it (17341)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML

#16277369
86 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

#16249846
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26717) - you deserved it (13701)

On 05/19/2011 at 7:46am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12519) - you deserved it (62223)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
218 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
342 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
175 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
184 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

#16128552
67 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 11:19am - misc - by NotChadKrouger -



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