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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1266
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Valea : I'm unique. Like everyone else.

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today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1194144) - you deserved it (126790)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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