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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1008
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Valea : I'm unique. Like everyone else.

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Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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On 08/15/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by bbbblt - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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