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Valdrek

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Valdrek

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5485
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Valdrek : I have been reading FML's since the app first came out four or so years ago now and still love and read them every single day.

I'm down to earth and I think I am level headed, it just depends on wether the person I'm speaking to is a knob head or not.

I love animals, all animals really...just not crawly little buggers. I HATE any kind of animal cruelty and feel strongly enough about it to kill to stop animal cruelty.

I believe in honor and duty.

KiK: DmitriK
Snapchat: jackusdanielsus

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Liked!<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:59am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 3:07am<b>BBlah</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:22am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:10pm<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 11:31pm<b>kylie31</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 6:57am

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Valdrek's favorite FMLs

Today,hile showering with mah boyfriend, he asked if something was werd about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed mah face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. real FML

#19586096
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46357) - you deserved it (8880)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, while landscaping mah backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think mah future children are already filing fir parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22396) - you deserved it (4020)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, things were getting hot with mah boyfriend and I startd to breathe heavy and moan !! He then says to me, ( Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex running a marathon !! ) FML

#19039141
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32428) - you deserved it (6631)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with mah girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, ( You like mah tushy, baby? ) ( I want to fellate you so bad, ) and ( You'll need some ice after this one. ) My boner practically retracted into mah body. FML

#18954927
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32926) - you deserved it (5166)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, after aving a naked wrestle wit ma boyfriend, I discovered e'd left a skidmark on ma stomac . FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35074) - you deserved it (14266)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Taday I almost got a blowjob 4 the first time !! Except I cummd before I even got in her mouth !! mega FML

#18430652
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42992) - you deserved it (17306)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriand dacidad tat vaginal, oral, and anal sax ara starting to gat boring. Lat's just say tat my armpit is now drancad in luba. I'm afraid ofat a's going to want to try onca a gats borad of tis. FML

#18370889
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38266) - you deserved it (9370)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (5455)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO GRLFRIENDHY BIENG WITH A GRLHILE BIENG WITH ME IS CHEATING!! FML

#15985772
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38416) - you deserved it (7359)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I learned thathen I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33587) - you deserved it (45256)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today... mah girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax... mah mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop... and in order to distract from the situation at hand... I had to carry on the conversation with mah mom. FML

#15218324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39183) - you deserved it (10594)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, mah boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job cuz "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." mega FML

#14619610
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29613) - you deserved it (5944)

On 01/17/2011 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by No O-face (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with yur face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML

#14409774
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26440) - you deserved it (6054)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by legwarmer (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37320) - you deserved it (21486)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today...hile having sex with mah boyfriend... mah fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming... he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

#13418490
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47482) - you deserved it (8459)

On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States



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