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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 26113
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Vagabones : Just a college student, bored out of my tit.

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Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML


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On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years (whom I was hoping to have a future with) to talk to him about it, all he said was "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML


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On 04/17/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML


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On 03/06/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by cumguzzler - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a co-worker superior to me called me "Stephanie" yet again. My name is Ashley. I politely informed her that my name is Ashley and subtely pointed to my work ID. Later, I get called into my supervisor's office. I got written up for correcting someone of higher status that I. FML


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On 03/05/2009 at 7:15pm - work - by yankeebelle (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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