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Today, I realized I have to choose between bieng unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy an so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, I went over to mah friend's house . We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away . Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto mah knee . I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on mah boner . FML

#18098530
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30155) - you deserved it (17669)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today.. . at my job in tha cosmatics dapartmant.. . I was halping a customar find somathing to har tasta . Sha said.. . "I want a lipstick lyk you . Somathing that says.. . 'I'm a bitch'." big fat FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (5909) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissd in the seat. mega FML

#17855277
85 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

today I went to Walmart looool to pick up some groceries. When I cummd out, the front end of mah car was crushd in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumpd into your car." FML

#17839244
120 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah boyfriend cummed in to kiss me. Bieng sweaty and nasty , I said ( Not now , I'm hot and sweaty. ) He looked at me blankly and said ( So am I , just smell mah ball sweat. )

#17611743
86 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:06am - intimacy - by hopeless-.- (woman) - United States

Today, mah cat did in the process of eating, an choking on, mah hamster. FML

#17359587
203 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, I was at the arport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shrt said ( Smile if u take it in the ass. ) He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

TODAY, I WOKE UP FACE-DOWN IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DRIVEWAY, SOAKING WET WITH NO PANTS, GLITTER IN MY HAIR, AND HOLDING AN EMPTY SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER JAR!! NO ONE WILL TELL ME WAT HAPPENED!! FML

#16258570
230 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, a stoned man looool tried to break into house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded , but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

#15193678
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On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, I HAD SURGERY ON MY "GRL PARTS" AND CAN'T HAVE SEX 4 SIX WEEKS. MY BOYFRIEND SEES NO NED TO SPEND ANY TIME WITH ME UNTIL I HEAL UP. FML

#15049456
206 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Justme (woman) - United States

I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain!! Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, ( Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends? ) FML

#14898622
185 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the split to the group. I slid down, legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted fir the full 5 second it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34223) - you deserved it (5805) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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