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Usuario

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3229
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Usuario's favorite FMLs

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59801) - you deserved it (2992)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

#13017861
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38044) - you deserved it (4837)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56713) - you deserved it (8293)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML

#12657021
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29885) - you deserved it (3933)

On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19985) - you deserved it (60850)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, someone broke into my car to steal $1.50. FML

#10908235
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34829) - you deserved it (3589)

On 06/01/2010 at 2:47pm - money - by Brokeashell - United States

Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

#8716730
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26924) - you deserved it (8080)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:05pm - animals - by Man vs. Spider - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

#8706906
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10625) - you deserved it (31846)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

#7700878
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38573) - you deserved it (5407)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

#7534728
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36597) - you deserved it (2641)

On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the instructions on my new IKEA bed made me cry. It includes a picture of a person working alone with a frown crossed out and is replaced by two smiling people working together. I have no one in my life to help me. FML

#7036461
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41313) - you deserved it (4637)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by hatelife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

#6472262
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8637) - you deserved it (86542)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

#5978415
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36907) - you deserved it (14498)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML

#5779716
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42975) - you deserved it (12457)

On 10/11/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by pinoyson (man) - United States (California)



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