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User57777

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About User57777 : I comment on FMLs when I feel like it. Have a nice day people of Earth.

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User57777's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38363) - you deserved it (10779)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19943) - you deserved it (10485)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55006) - you deserved it (3072)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

#17488999
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16221) - you deserved it (52500)

On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

#14605764
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56515) - you deserved it (4429)

On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36736) - you deserved it (3068)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37367) - you deserved it (9418)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML

#5345779
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45172) - you deserved it (4173)

On 09/19/2009 at 2:18am - love - by singlesailor (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

#3800582
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21881) - you deserved it (94133)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by failure - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

#3800582
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21881) - you deserved it (94133)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by failure - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

#2499488
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (126412) - you deserved it (7217)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio for an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in her tight spandex while doing the sexy yoga poses. Everyone, including the coach, wanted to do her. The yoga instructor is my mom. FML

#644152
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79867) - you deserved it (4607)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by unitywoods (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

#108416
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49716) - you deserved it (16282)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by j0hn (man) - United States (Illinois)



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