Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

UsaTrackstar's page activity

Visits<b>spudnut</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:48pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:31am<b>RayneSmytson</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 11:10pm<b>maryic4ever</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:52am<b>aguynamednick</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:43pm<b>kubackster</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm<b>firelord4563</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 1:06am<b>DepartmentStore</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 4:25pm<b>jadalahearts</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 4:21pm<b>lh176</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 12:28pm<b>tiernang</b> - the 01/12/2014 at 3:19pm<b>OmOi</b> - the 12/27/2013 at 12:57am<b>fantae</b> - the 10/21/2013 at 6:47pm<b>Ilovemisery</b> - the 09/06/2013 at 4:53pm<b>duck313</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 4:52am<b>mokibear335</b> - the 07/30/2013 at 3:27pm<b>sadsap</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 6:14am<b>TheIllitQemist</b> - the 03/14/2013 at 1:18am

UsaTrackstar's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

UsaTrackstar's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I had toast thrown at me by an old Vietnam vet. Who also happens to have a dead cat in his freezer. I love retirement homes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22267) - you deserved it (2407)

On 03/07/2010 at 8:46pm - work - by liz (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46986) - you deserved it (10414)

On 06/15/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by WetPhone (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74692) - you deserved it (5314)

On 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Sylvania - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35756) - you deserved it (93911)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Zack (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Scarlatine's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Scarlatine's illustrated FML
  • Are your abs well-toned and look like you’re made of metal? Feel like a machine ready to take whatever the crossfit fad can throw at you? Do you scream, ”Bro, do you Even lift?" at people during…

Monday 5 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: