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Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML

#16447532
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19953) - you deserved it (8603)

On 06/01/2011 at 3:39am - animals - by Lifeless (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49307) - you deserved it (3127)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12518) - you deserved it (62224)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35543) - you deserved it (9882)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42610) - you deserved it (7657)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

#14998091
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13212) - you deserved it (28811)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -

Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML

#14950396
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25631) - you deserved it (3430)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by sadcartoons (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

#14895762
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9530) - you deserved it (41965)

On 02/08/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

#14835429
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24242) - you deserved it (4862)

On 02/04/2011 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

#6456291
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7470) - you deserved it (38572)

On 11/26/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

#2414317
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14308) - you deserved it (47149)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere I say "you're my favorite!". Now I'm sitting here talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

#1176288
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12783) - you deserved it (108903)

On 04/20/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Damnlife123 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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