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UrCapsLockOn
  • Town/Country : Alexandria, Egypt
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 May 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About UrCapsLockOn : I'm just a 17 year-old boy .. loves USA and wanna visit it some time later ... love Rap, Hip-Hop, Pop, RnB Music and some other music too ... hate u'll ... CYa ..

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Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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On 02/06/2012 at 11:18am - intimacy - by jodibut - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

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On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

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On 12/19/2011 at 10:53pm - work - by me (woman) - United States

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

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On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:17am - love - by fmll - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard - Reserved

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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On 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm - money - by Cano951 - United States

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

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On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada



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