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UpsidedownKayak
  • Town/Country : Florida, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1048
  • Number of comments : 301
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About UpsidedownKayak : Don't shirk your responsibilities and don't take life too seriously.

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Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (2625)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10255) - you deserved it (25878)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37325) - you deserved it (7338)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27057) - you deserved it (5123) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27057) - you deserved it (5123) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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