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UpsidedownKayak
  • Town/Country : Virginia Beach, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 834
  • Number of comments : 301
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About UpsidedownKayak : My 2011 resolution is to get my kayak right side up. Wish me luck.

I've been busy at work and haven't had the time time to spend on FML like I would like. I also work a late shift, so I work all night and sleep all day and miss the new FML submissions.

No it's not me, just a random picture off the web. I wish the waters I paddle in were that clear and the weather would warm up already.

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Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

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On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25339) - you deserved it (4358) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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