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by RatCityChick / 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said "Yeah, yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
by Richard / 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by lisahb / 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by turnedoff / 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by Mega_bug / 06/16/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by BrianTheLion89 / 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by BooBabe / 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/02/2012 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Intimacy
by hjkashld / 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm / United States / Intimacy
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML
by potassiumgirl / 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 12:49am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a… Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart…