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by Sorry / 03/03/2010 at 11:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
by Biological / 02/11/2010 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by PanFace / 10/13/2009 at 2:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
by zuper_duper / 08/29/2009 at 6:20pm / United States (California) / Love
by razgriz1 / 08/20/2009 at 1:45am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/09/2009 at 10:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
by dundundadumb / 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I enlisted for The Navy because my Boy Scout leader encouraged me. He fought in Korea and is a real inspiration. I asked him what motivated him to join The Navy. He said he was drunk and didn't remember joining until he was called up. FML
by ArmyMan / 06/24/2009 at 12:37pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Work
by jinxofsocal / 06/21/2009 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 7:13am / Switzerland (Bern) / Intimacy
by thedogkisser / 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
by honeymoondisaster / 05/23/2009 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…