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About Unkreative : If you can't best them with your brilliance, baffle them with your b*11$#!t. (Sneaky censorship is sneaky)
Haii, I'm Skinny (not my real name, but you shall never know!!) and I have no idea what to write here.
I enjoy listening to music, writing pieces of work (poems, short stories, whatever tickles your bumhole) seeing those I love, and any other nerdy stuff you can imagine.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is, I'm awful at bio's. If you wanna know more in regards to myself, shoot me a message. I'm totally down for talking to strangers over the interwebs :'D
Sadly my hair no longer looks like the picture states it does ):
Until then, I'll be waiting; See ya later, stranger!! (:
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML
Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
Today, my university considered it an "embarrassment" that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from my engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished their thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014