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by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2015 at 5:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by accidentalnorman / 12/07/2015 at 5:11am / Intimacy
by whitnayfortooh / 12/04/2015 at 1:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by horno / 12/02/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by _Asykes_ / 11/24/2015 at 7:56pm / Miscellaneous
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
by anonymous / 11/24/2015 at 2:38pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Intimacy
by CaraMaria / 11/24/2015 at 4:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2015 at 7:44am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy
by cyb3rbyte / 11/20/2015 at 1:23pm / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2015 at 8:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids