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by Asian / 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by weirdoe / 02/07/2016 at 4:17am / Italy (Sicilia) / Intimacy
Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2015 at 5:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by accidentalnorman / 12/07/2015 at 5:11am / Intimacy
by whitnayfortooh / 12/04/2015 at 1:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by horno / 12/02/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by _Asykes_ / 11/24/2015 at 7:56pm / Miscellaneous
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
by anonymous / 11/24/2015 at 2:38pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Intimacy
by CaraMaria / 11/24/2015 at 4:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2015 at 7:44am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father… Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I… Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said…