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Today, while working as a hostess, one of my tattoos on my leg was showing. It's not uncommon for guests to comment on tattoos as we're high end and I'm one of two staff members with visible tattoos. What is uncommon is an elderly lady hiking up my skirt for a better view. I flashed everyone. FML
by Devlynfly / 02/24/2016 at 11:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. I asked her if she wanted something to drink, and my brother reacted by snorting and calling me a "cuck". Apparently offering your girlfriend a drink means you're being cuckolded now. God, I hope he was adopted. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2016 at 4:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 2:21pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
by oblivious idiot / 02/12/2016 at 2:50am / Love
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
by Rachel / 02/12/2016 at 1:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2016 at 12:43pm / Austria / Miscellaneous
by Asian / 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by weirdoe / 02/07/2016 at 4:17am / Italy (Sicilia) / Intimacy
Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2015 at 5:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by accidentalnorman / 12/07/2015 at 5:11am / Intimacy